Thursday, September 23, 2004

Friday, July 09, 2004

Happy Blogiversary Frank J And IMAO

As loyal citizens in the wonderous world of IMAO and the truly handsome and witty Frank J it is not only our duty but our pleasure to celebrate IMAO's Blogiversary.

Have a Happy One!

We promise to go and shower after that thorough asskissing

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Friday, June 04, 2004

Happy Birthday, Frank J

Happy Birthday fearless leader.

We hope you allow yourself a brief respite from whipping hippies, terrorists, French, Canadians, French-Canadians, French looking waffly Americans, gun control wusses, Michael Mooore, Dudley Moore, Roger Moore, Mary Tyler Moore, Lefties, the UN and the of course the Limey.

You deserve it. Its your birthday. Kick back and let the guns cool for a moment. Let the blood dry on the katana. Let the smell of hippy dissipate from the nightstick. Let you boots rest from kicking the backside of the wayward nuckleheaded wingnuts that inhabit too much of this planet.

It time to commemorate, you were forged in steel on this day a quarter century ago. It was on this day those many years ago that the USS FRANK J set off to sea under its own power seeking to export truth, justice and an America-sized knock upside the head to whoever needs it. America became a little more America-y on this day.

Now that you've caught your breath and you are all cozy and comfy and basking in your self glory that is Frankness. Get back to work busting skulls, wanker!, the American way is't going to save itself, now, is it?

We stand at attention awaiting your orders.

Happy Birthday, Frank J

- your Ronin goon squad, henchmen, lackeys, whatever...

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Mission Implausible?

I don't know about the rest of you but I really enjoyed that last mission and am sorta hankering for a new one. Pressure Frank J. into giving us a new one.

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Monkey Business, Indeed

This is the kind of monkey business that makes Frank mad.

Talk about traffic messes.

Friday, April 23, 2004

A Few Changes

Added some links for Camille's many, count 'em 4, blogs.

Be Outraged

Frank did not win. Sure, Kim is hella good for the job but he's just not Frank.

I suggest every single Frank fan be outraged. And act like they feel cheated. Better yet, act democrat. Chads and all!

That is all.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

New Contributor

Camille from IMFO has accepted the invitation to add some oomph to this here fan blog.

Welcome Camille. We look forward to your joining in on the fun.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

New Signup List Beta

Well gang,
the original signup list was kind of bobo, I'll admit. Apparently just because you sign up, it doesn't always sign you up. Well, it was a list that was free through my ISP and turns out is pretty squirrelly. I apologize for that.

Soooo, Here's what I'm doing. I'm setting up a maillist through my blog host. You can sign up here. I'm still in the process of setting it up but signing up should work fine. And then when Frank wants to email us all he's got an easy way to do it. And maybe we'll all get it.

Friday, April 16, 2004

Is Frank J. talking to you?

Frank J. has sent an email. If you signed up for the fan club and got it, great, you know what to expect.

If you did not return to the the signup sheet and enter the enter the password from your verification email, you MUST do so in order to be on the list.

If you did not get a verification email from the address list, then you did not enter a valid email address. You must enter a valid email {duh}.

Frank J. is not going to spam anyone. To prevent even the possibility of this, the verification password is required as the list's way of verifying you actually own the email address that is entered.

If you did follow instructions like a good Frank J. fan and still have not gotten the email, you need to let me know. Comment here.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Signup sheet full again!

Due to MORE overwhelming response from Frank J. Fans everywhere.
How about that!

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

New Contest at IMAO.

Of course, it's brilliant. Check it out.

Anybody here signed up for it? I'm just asking.

Monday, April 05, 2004

Signup sheet full?

Well it was full, due to overwhelming response from Frank J. Fans everywhere.

I archived the addresses off to a safe place.

Now it's not full anymore! So sign up to your heart's content.

Give Frank J. his props.

Friday, April 02, 2004


Added link to the new home of my other blog.

The fanclub list is growing. There is still time to join.

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Yvonnes Ashes

Yvonne's Ashes

Who would like to see more on this thread?

I would! It sorta left us hangin'.

A bunch of you too, I'm sure. Let me hear ya.

Sign Up

Frank J. said he isn't going to send out anything just yet, so you still have time to get on the list.

Don't be the only one on your block who isn't in the Frank J. Fan Club.

Sign up today!

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Fan Club Rewards

If you have signed up for the fan club already You are a charter member. As such you will be receiving an email from Frank J. himself soon. I sent the list to him earlier this morning.

If you didn't sign up, well. Ninjas might be on the way to your house.

Seriously, if you didn't sign up, go ahead and sign up anyway and maybe, maybe Frank J. will be merciful and send you one anyway.

If you do it soon, that is, no promises.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Frank J.'s Fan Club Sign Up Sheet

At Frank J.'s repeated urging I have Set up a Sign Up Sheet.

Link is also conveniently located on the sidebar ----> .

Sign up, Be A today!

Update:Frank J. links in and is promising a ride on his yacht to charter members after we propel him to the throne of power.

Update 2: The number of signer's up is now a non-zero positive integer. Alright! Let's keep the number in the positive integers. Frank don't need no half fans.

Update 3: The count is in double digits. Sure have a lot of people linking in and NOT signing up though. Frank J. doesn't like it when you don't sign up. And you definitely do not want to make Frank J. angry.

Monday, March 29, 2004

Fan Poll

Which type of posts of Frank J.'s do you like best and why. Here are the categories.

You can link straight in to review 'em just in case you haven't read some of them before.

Plus it'll give Frank J. more traffic and pageviews!

Have fun in the comments!

Update: sarahk asks 'do i have to pick just 1'? Nah pick three and rank them.

Sunday, March 28, 2004

One More Frank J Fan Blog and One less Frank J Fan Blog

A new Frank J fan site is up here. Added it to the roll.

Plus or maybe I should say minus Amphytrion took hers down.

Oh and Frank J dropped by the blog to say 'hi' see below.

A Post from Frank J.

It is I, Frank J., and I am posting. Admire me in the comments section.

-Frank J.

Friday, March 26, 2004

Added New Link to Classic IMAO

Added link to sidebar for the old IMAO from when it was hosted on blogspot.

Lots of the links don't work anymore because, I guess Frank J. no longer has the web space he was using then.
Here's the link:


Frank J. Matrix Pic

Frank J. He looks sort of peeved at something. Probably a rogue ninja, terrorist, Limey or Liberal.

But most likely he's taking shots at that Jonah guy.

Dues and Benefits Of The FJFC.

The question's been asked about dues and benefits.

Well.....what do you want?

A newsletter?

A Tshirt? Possibly a remake of the Nuke the Moon Shirt?

How about an IMAfanOfrank j. Hat?

Lunch with Frank?

His home Telephone Number?

His daily schedule so you can stalk him? Hmmm, ok maybe that one's a bad idea. But Frank might like being stalked so he can go medieval on you.

Then we'll see about what it would cost.

A few changes

Added sidebar on right.

Added a Link to our favorite blog. Which in retrospect is sorta silly since folks are more likely to be comng here from there instead of the other way around. But there yo ugo anyway.

Changed the layout too. I tried to emulate the IMAO layout.

Also added link on the sidebar to my other blog. The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles.

Thank's Frank J. I sorta borrowed your cascading style sheet a little. I hope you don't mind.

Added Random Frank J. Quotes!

I was trying to spice this joint up a bit.

What better to add than Random Frank J. Quotes?

Another Frank J fan blog

Amphitryon has made a Frank J fan blog too. But the one you are looking at was first. First I tell you. First to be claimed on the IMAO comments list anyway. And that's what reaaally matters in my book.

Wow, Frank J. sure is popular.

He wants that Jonah guys job. We should help. Anybody have any ideas about how we can help him?

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Welcome To The Frank J. Fan Club

As commanded by Frank J.,
So, one of you reading this, start a fan site for me.


This Fan Blog is created thusly.